- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

i just wrote this so hard

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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