Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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