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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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