All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

flavin's head

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

The holocaust

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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