- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

So a horse walks into a barn.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?