- Anti Joke

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk