- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Poop

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

John Cena

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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