How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why did the man die? He was old.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

sucks Syntax...

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

why are black people so fast? because there black

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What's red and a cow? Red cow

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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