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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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