- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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