- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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