- Anti Joke

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Irish sobriety

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What's the new green? Green

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.