Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

richard is fag

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Pineapple.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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