- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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