roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Ain't idn't a word.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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