- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

You sick fiend

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Poker face

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What did the old man say? Im old

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Smelly Indians.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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