Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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