- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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