- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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