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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why was the gay guy sad?

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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