- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

What did the snake say to the rat?

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Water? I hardly know her.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

ME NAME IS JEFF

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Alchohol.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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