- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

Women's rights.

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