Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

who do we all like george goodburn

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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