whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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