Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

What? Huh?

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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