- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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