- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Obama.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

What's 9+10 Ebola

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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