- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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