- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

can you pass the soap?

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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