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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Sammi suck kyles chode

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

What's your guys names?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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