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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

What's your guys names?

Sammi suck kyles chode

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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