- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Womens basketball

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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