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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Your dads dead. lol

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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