Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

AIDS.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

No, Trinidad.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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