What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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Matthew Baker

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Anti Joke

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