What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

a seal walks into a club.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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