A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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Small Penis.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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