what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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