- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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