What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

why are black people so fast? because there black

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

a black man did not eat chicken.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

my whole life!

Jebron Lames.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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