Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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Your gay

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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Everyone is different, but there are two of me, therefore I am unique. I have 72 different personalities, which all think, act and behave the same, all have my same name, but its still different to have such a thing eh? No I am not asking, I just added that weird little lightbulb symbol after "eh". People buy my book, its full of this nonsense... Its named "Are you left winged, or wrong winged" The book that has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with politicians non existent sexlife! (seriously I had a book signing today... It was weird, people like stood in line twenty Signatures... AND PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING "HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM HORSEHEAD?" Nero -WHO THE FUCK! IS THAT GUY ON HORSEHEAD?

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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A jew enters a mall.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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