Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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