A paralysed man falls over.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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time to spruce up!

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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