- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

i have a christmas tree.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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