what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Urban ghettos

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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