- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

i have a christmas tree.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Stealth baseballs record

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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