- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

What the hell are you doing?

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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