- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

You idiot thats 9 letters

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A van drives into a car.

Smelly Indians.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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