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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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