Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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