How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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