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Justin beiber..

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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Dakota Fanning

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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A person from Singapore eats

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