- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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