- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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