- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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