- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

One time i was sitting down

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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