Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Amazing

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

Iif your reading this ur gay

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

Yo Mama just died.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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